Maybe, but I doubt all the ex-wives of the world intend to stay exes and forever alone just because their marriage failed. You can't blame that on me, buster. We didn't even get to first base.
Well, if you want to hang out with me, you have to understand that I have a really kooky sense of humour. And I'm also OCD. Not jokingly OCD, actual OCD.
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